A Blow to My Backlogg:Jerry's Game(Android)

   OK, so for a new year we get a new title, for when I talk about games that I have beaten, that represents my eternal struggle with my Backlog of games. So Here is the first in my new series of blog posts A Blow to My Backlog. Today I'm going to talk about a real triumph of gaming Jerry's Game!

                                                                  (Just like Jerry!)
   Do you hate balloons?, or love to mindlessly pop things forever? Then Jerry's Game is the game for you! This game is based off a joke game in the amazing cartoon Rick and Morty(if you haven't seen it go watch it immediately) In the show Jerry is an idiot, so a simple game like this is amazing to him. The game treats you like Jerry as you play it celebrates every so often how mindless you are being with these huge spectacles of achievements like popping ten balloons, or popping 5000 balloons.

(Being Rick levels of wasted helps)

                                                                   

     So what does popping balloons do for you? it allows you to unlock things by spending the popped balloons. The things you can unlock are Backgrounds, Music,and Balloons, which basically just make the game slightly different, I guess at least you not staring at the same thing the whole time. The balloons you unlock come in two flavors, Balloon animals and balloons that burst open with a bunch of stuff inside of them. Those balloons are either confetti, Stuffed animals or nails, Nails is the only useful balloon.

(Balloon Dog do you see it?! are you hyped?!!!)

        The last unlock group is power ups that you hav to buy after every use they range from kinda useful to not at all, and they include sowing balloons down, a auto poker, or freezing the balloons on screen for a tiny bit,OR for 100,000 balloons you can unlock everything, even though everything together costs much much less.The final thing you can do in this game is just watch a bunch of ads, which earns you a bunch of balloons.

(Ads!!!)

     This game is a joke, and it was meant to be within minutes I got the joke and was done with this game. I will say however my two year son Jon Luke loved this game, he had a blast with it, which is why I allowed him to just complete it for me, so if you've got a young child download this otherwise, id just leave it alone.

(of course then you miss out on things like this!)